One of my colleagues spotted this yesterday, and we just knew it would get picked up by someone, lo and behold the Metro on page 12, well in the Scottish edition anyway, with the super headline "It seems size matters to big city boys".
Yesterday Tesco announced that more of its supersize condoms had been bought in Glasgow than any other city in the UK.
The durex condoms are 10mm longer and 1mm wider than their standard versions. A standard version is for 8inches and supersize is 8.5inches, so Glasgow is the city of the above average boys, well half an inch above average anyway.
Hooked on the livestream from the Post Office Horizon IT Inquiry
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Imagine a cross between Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and the interview episode
of The Apprentice. That's what you get from the hearings of the Post Office
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